who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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