You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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