somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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