made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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