At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
