the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Actions speak louder than pants.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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