i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm bleeding and have questions
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