I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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