oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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