He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
birth control should be required to get into college
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Couch. On fire.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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