I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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