put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
it was like eating out sand paper
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
the raccoons are back...
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