Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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