So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
