what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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