I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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