what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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