Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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