Yo dont text me then not text me
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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