Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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