Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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