Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She even gives head with a lisp.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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