Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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