I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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