Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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