you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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