it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
