Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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