Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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