i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
how can u be prego again
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Who died my cat blue again?
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