i jhust puked up my retainher.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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