Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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