We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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