I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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