its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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