feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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