You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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