it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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