Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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