For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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