Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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