You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
that is very illegal...i love you.
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