Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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