wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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