i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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