i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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