Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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