check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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