How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
