don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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