my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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