I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
vagina is talking i cant
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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